An ode to good looking CTFs...
Updated: Nov 15, 2020
Written by Anonymous ;)
Oh CTF how your eyes shine
How do you manage to look so fine,
Simply in scrubs you look so hot
It appears that I am losing the plot.
My crush on you is rather great
Your knowledge of all – that I rate,
My love for this pathway A rotation
Is great like ST segment elevation.
Oh CTF you are so skilled
When I see you I feel so thrilled,
I would hate to lose you as a teacher
To me you are God, I am your preacher.
CTF you have taken your time
To teach us whilst in your prime,
About CBGs ECGs and histories
I feel very gifted with your expertise.
CTF if you ever read this
You know that I long for your kiss,
Would our relationship be inappropriate?
If not, how very fortunate.
Oh CTF I think of you all the time
How I wish you were mine,
But of course as you have your life together
You already have a significant other.
Ultimately CTF you have my heart
Learning my name would be a great start,
To our life long love full of adventure
In my world you would be the centre.
Together we could live till our arteries calcify
To die holding hands I would be satisfied
So for now CTF keep doing what you do
For I look forward everyday to seeing you.